1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:08,583 VOICES SINGING IN CHOIR "THE BARBER OF SEVILLE" 2 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:26,208 THEY SING "THE BARBER OF SEVILLE" 3 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:42,917 (Necchi) Whore Eva, how they have aged! 4 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:48,667 It seems that Sassaroli has a watermelon ten kilos under his shirt. 5 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:53,458 Since Melandri retired I think it's even lower. 6 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:58,208 After the scare of six years ago and the death of his wife... 7 00:00:58,417 --> 00:01:01,833 ...Count Mascetti it could only get better. 8 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:06,000 I look like Fanfani! If they see me the way I see them... 9 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:11,583 ...instead of "The Barber of Seville", we should sing "De profundis". 10 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:16,792 11 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:23,583 12 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,458 13 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,333 14 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:35,833 "How beautiful Mimi is!" 15 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,708 of the village. 16 00:01:41,542 --> 00:01:45,500 twenty-one, thirty-one... 17 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:52,500 she had a fly between her thighs... 18 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:59,167 he takes the fly off her and puts the... 19 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:04,667 twenty-one, thirty-one... 20 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:09,083 a grave sin... 21 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,792 22 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:17,042 me and my beloved... 23 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:20,583 24 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:25,667 while I didn't want to... 25 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:30,250 LA YULA LA YULA LALLÀ 26 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:34,625 he was tired as a mule... 27 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:43,333 LA YULA LA YULA LALLÀ 28 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,125 LAUGHTER 29 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:52,125 (Necchi) Yes, but our friendship it doesn't age... 30 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:57,125 ...because inside we continue to be between 12 and 16 years old... 31 00:02:57,333 --> 00:03:01,250 ...with the same desire to laugh and be together. 32 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:05,333 In fact we are doing it a trip in honor of Mascetti... 33 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:08,875 ...and we go around being silly. 34 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:20,625 - Where am I going? - We had to go to visit Puccini's house. 35 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:25,458 - We could take a trip to the park. - Puccini on the right and park on the left. 36 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:31,250 - Let the birthday boy decide. - Mascetti, let's do what you want. 37 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:35,750 - Culture or ecology? - The rides. 38 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:39,083 Off to the rides! 39 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:57,292 Hey ! 40 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,000 Push! 41 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,458 Force. 42 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:31,292 I won't go in, sorry. 43 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,042 Here you are. 44 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:42,042 It's very wide! 45 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:50,625 - This car doesn't steer well. - What are you doing? 46 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:55,417 - It seems like it fits but it doesn't. - I know why! 47 00:04:56,875 --> 00:05:01,750 You drank today too! Let me feel your breath! 48 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:06,208 - Let me try again. - No, let's go home! 49 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,125 Thank you. 50 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:25,792 - Four rifles. - To shoot. 51 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:32,417 - Here you are. - All right. 52 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:44,167 (Necchi) I aim it at the chalks. 53 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:48,667 - Here, to her. - I shoot it at the balloon in the center! 54 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:53,792 Be careful not to hit the gifts. 55 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:06,417 Guys, don't focus on the gifts. 56 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,833 High ball! 57 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:19,000 (Necchi) Up, to the chalk on the right! 58 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:28,750 - Stop! It's finished, there's nothing left! - And the prizes? 59 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,375 Where are we going now? 60 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,958 Stop, she can't go up. 61 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:38,583 - I'm sorry, but it's forbidden. - To whom? 62 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,917 - To children and the elderly. - Your grandfather will be old. 63 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:45,583 - And that bitch of your grandmother. - What ? 64 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:51,333 I am Professor Sassaroli, a well-known luminary of science. 65 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:55,958 The gentlemen are my patients, This is my doctor's card. 66 00:06:56,167 --> 00:07:01,167 I vouch for their heart system and their psychophysical balance. 67 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:04,625 - Then take a seat. - Thank you. 68 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,708 Fasten your seat belts. 69 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:11,083 Go, Charon! 70 00:08:02,292 --> 00:08:05,875 COMPLAINTS 71 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:10,667 I told you! Call someone, the old people are sick. 72 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:15,875 Below. 73 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:20,375 Watch out for the wheel. 74 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,542 Don't make that face. 75 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:30,125 It is the best retirement home in Florence and it is also very expensive. 76 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:35,917 All right, Count Mascetti he will end his life in a hospice. 77 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:42,667 - Except if you've changed your mind. - No. 78 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:49,167 Maybe you feel a little remorse, a little ashamed. 79 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:54,542 - No. - Of course, I had to imagine it. 80 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:04,292 At least you, Melandri. We were good together. 81 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,708 - I was keeping you company. - Too much. 82 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:13,375 - Live alone, I filled your house. - Whores, who I had to pay for. 83 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:19,167 No, I can't. Where will I let you sleep? In the bar? 84 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:23,625 So me? In the morgue of the clinic? 85 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:28,458 Mascetti, we did it everything we could do. 86 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,458 Okay, you are monstrous selfish... 87 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:36,458 ...but I thank you anyway. - Of course, we pay for everything. 88 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:41,625 - Your wheelchair costs more than a car racing! - Well done, very delicate! 89 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,708 - We'll take you inside. - No. 90 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,667 - And the suitcase? - Here. 91 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:01,500 For you I no longer exist. Send me the chrysanthemums on November 2nd. 92 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,625 Who knows if we did well. 93 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:30,333 Of course we did well, he no longer had a home. 94 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:34,000 He didn't eat, everything was always dirty. 95 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,417 At least here they will take care of him. 96 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:43,375 (Necchi) We will respect his latest will, we will no longer look for it. 97 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:47,333 Also because we don't want to know how he lives in there. 98 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:51,417 The idea is too painful that Mascetti is locked in a hospice. 99 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:12,375 - Melandri, what do you want at this hour? - Coffee. 100 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:17,667 - It's closed. - It's 6:30, the other bars have been open for half an hour. 101 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:22,875 Then go get it at another bar, actually go take it in the ass! 102 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,750 Damn you! 103 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:36,917 - Madam, are we going to the market today? - I went there yesterday. 104 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,542 I can accompany you today too. 105 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:45,542 We do the shopping every other day. 106 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,125 So tomorrow? 107 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,167 - Do you want me to help you? - To do what? 108 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:56,833 I can help her, do I sweep the floor? 109 00:11:57,042 --> 00:12:00,458 No, thanks, I'll do it myself. I'm used to it. 110 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:06,542 And we don't have to get used to it. 111 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:12,125 - Go for a walk, architect. - I've been around since 4:00. 112 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:24,292 So if you don't need help, I'll read you my latest poem. 113 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:29,417 - I'm going to wash him. - Wait, it won't be long. 114 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,625 - Caqe. - What ? - And the title. 115 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:41,458 "The poor old mastiff wanders in the garden..." 116 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:47,625 "_dragging his unsteady legs and his snub face." 117 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,542 Dogs don't have faces, they have snouts. 118 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:56,542 - I know, but "snub-nosed" sounds bad. - A poetic license... 119 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,875 I'm going to wash it. 120 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:04,000 "He's certainly trying hard someone..." 121 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:08,583 "_.that you pat him on the head and under the clean-shaven chin." 122 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,542 Do dogs have chins? 123 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:16,083 - What do you call it? - At most "bazza". 124 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,292 It's not poetic. 125 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,375 The clean-shaven chin... Dogs don't shave! 126 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,792 Shaven due to old age! 127 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,333 - There is a meaning, try to understand. - What ? 128 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,917 Let him read this poem! 129 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:38,375 "Love, have mercy." 130 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,750 "Without teeth or smell..." 131 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,917 "_.poor old dog..." 132 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,667 "_.poor old lost friend of mine." 133 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,750 - Did you understand ? - Yes, I understand it's a dog... 134 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:03,958 ...with a face, with a clean-shaven chin and who also has mange! 135 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:08,000 It's a metaphor, this dog is Mascetti! 136 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:11,000 It's a poem for Mascetti! 137 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,625 Who knows how he is, how he is reduced... 138 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:18,250 PHONE RINGING The phone... 139 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:25,250 Bar Restaurant Necchi. 140 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:29,000 It's you, how are you? 141 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,750 Is it him... Tell me. 142 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:38,250 I even need a ten year old, rent it from a gypsy. 143 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:42,000 I mark it: "ten year old for hire." 144 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:45,500 You'll see, it will be something epic. 145 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,750 I'll call you, I won't pay anyway. 146 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:53,958 - You didn't tell me how you are. - I'm fine here, bye. 147 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:58,417 I'm glad you're happy here... 148 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:03,542 ...but I remind you that for guests there is a pay phone in the lobby. 149 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:08,458 - Yes, but the FILICUDA of the SBRINDELLONA how did he do it? - Please ? 150 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:13,042 I tried with SUPERCAZZORA with CHIPPING, but it doesn't work. 151 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,875 - In what sense ? - In the ANAPHESTIC sense. 152 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,500 - Perhaps due to altitude handicap. - Is the phone too loud? 153 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:24,333 No, he didn't understand. 154 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:29,292 I said that if it was with the finger, going down and up... 155 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,500 Follow your finger, up and down. If it goes down, it doesn't go up and vice versa. 156 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,833 - Ask the nun to help you. - That's what I was saying. 157 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:41,375 - Don't call from here anymore. - Right. 158 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:54,125 on the wheelchair... 159 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:58,542 under the arm of my beautiful one. 160 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,083 Sorry, the clutch is slipping. 161 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:05,958 Sleigh every morning, at least not at my table! 162 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:10,042 - Coffee ? - Only milk. - Only coffee. 163 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:36,958 - There's no bread. Sister ? - I'll get it for him. 164 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,833 Thank you. 165 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,917 - Thank you. - Please. 166 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:56,083 IMITATE THE TRUMPET OF THE FLAG RAISING 167 00:16:56,292 --> 00:17:01,083 - Wake up, general! Good morning ! - Good morning, Mr. Count. 168 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:05,792 Sorry if I woke you up, but he is still dressed for breakfast. 169 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,667 - It's 10:00. - 10:00? It's true, I'm late. 170 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:17,792 I have to go get dressed for prom. Thank you very much, Mr. Count. 171 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:23,250 Respect the rules it's my secret. 172 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:28,208 At our age, if we let ourselves go, it's the end. 173 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,458 Sister, the sawdust! 174 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,417 You always hide the prosthesis, I never find it. 175 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,708 Here it is, you have to hold it in your ear. 176 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,000 With just one, you feel nothing. 177 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,375 SPEAKS GERMAN 178 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:58,292 You don't hear when I call you nor the lunch bell, understand? 179 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:02,542 - I understand. (Mascetti) Mrs. Poggibollini! 180 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,125 The nuns don't understand anything. 181 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:11,083 Sound waves are transmitted better through the body. 182 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:15,583 A recent scientific discovery says to use the device... 183 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:19,500 ...rectally, understand? - No. 184 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:24,542 With respect speaking, he puts it on in the asshole feels better. 185 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,625 Try it. 186 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:31,417 Mr. Mascetti! 187 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:37,750 I need to have the brakes serviced, what is it? 188 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:42,000 I clipped the article for her on the ancient legends of Casentino. 189 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,792 Interesting. 190 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,042 If she is BLINDA the BREAMED SUPERCAZZORA... 191 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:52,042 ...I care about SEGA. - How? 192 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,500 Mr. Lenzi! 193 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,583 Mr. Lenzi, have you seen Cecco? 194 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:12,042 I think it's back there, but maybe it was yesterday. 195 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:16,417 You are terrible, Mr. Lenzi. He makes all women fall in love with him. 196 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:21,125 For example, those two beautiful girls they confessed it to me. 197 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,875 - They are both in love with her. - Let's hope ! 198 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,167 When I was young, I was with three women at a time. 199 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:34,000 I've been with ten women within a day, I had it made of granite. 200 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,417 Compliments. 201 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:42,250 with my blue torpedo. 202 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:55,042 Cecco, I've been looking for you for an hour. I'm out of flies. 203 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:59,625 - I ran out of money. - I want a pound and a half. 204 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:03,792 - And the camera? - I put her in her room. 205 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Mark that too, Everything must be ready for Saturday. 206 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,833 If the director notices, he fires me. 207 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:16,042 What do you care? Working is not the most important thing. 208 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,125 - And which one is it? - LAUGH. 209 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,958 (Mascetti) Always laughing! 210 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,833 Laugh... 211 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:31,708 "Speak sentences that make me smile." 212 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:36,333 (woman) “Your smile is so contemptuous.” 213 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:40,250 (man) “You don't know the truth." 214 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:46,375 - "Then tell me, if you dare." - "My secret is in my heart." 215 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,333 (woman) "Why?" 216 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:59,417 "We both know the secret It's in your uncle's dark heart..." 217 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,667 Enough. 218 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:05,125 Enough with these programs anti-cultural. 219 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,917 How do you train? You grow up like a bunch of ignorant people. 220 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:13,583 - Give it to me. - Why ? No! 221 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:18,000 There is a program especially for us about old age... 222 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,417 ...which talks about our problems social and human. 223 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:26,375 "Tele Third Age wishes you good morning." 224 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:31,458 "I repeat for arteriosclerotics, good-morning." 225 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:36,250 Our programs will begin with a short space... 226 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,417 ...for advertising. 227 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:45,833 "Time passes inexorably." 228 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:49,708 "In your bed you sleep just a few nights..." 229 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,708 "_.in the coffin you will sleep forever." 230 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:56,167 - Things ? - A new network, I've never seen it. 231 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,083 Shut up, silence! 232 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:05,333 "Choose our coffins with eternal sleep-proof padding." 233 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:07,208 Menagramo! 234 00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:09,083 "Remember..." 235 00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:13,792 "_.impresa Fratelli Buonanima, via del Purgatorio 17." 236 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,208 Interesting, did you get the address? 237 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:21,792 "Trapassi Brothers, viale dei Cipressi 47." 238 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,083 Let's set the interval. 239 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,667 You come. 240 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:37,167 IMITATE THE MUSIC OF THE INTERVAL 241 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,167 Hurry. 242 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,250 Force ! 243 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,792 Come on! 244 00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:57,042 "My maternal grandfather's butt It worries me a lot." 245 00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:00,708 "It's always wet and inflamed." 246 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:08,500 "My paternal grandfather's butt instead it is always candied." 247 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:13,458 -What the hell kind of television is this? - Don't worry, it's a free network. 248 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,625 Free ass! 249 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:20,042 "My grandfather always uses Mingo, diapers for old pissers." 250 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,917 "You can use it too." 251 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:28,417 "Now our programs continue with a scientific column..." 252 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:33,083 "_held by the holder of the chair of senescence and decomposition..." 253 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:36,375 "..of the university." - You have to see it. 254 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,792 "The famous Professor Rambaldus." 255 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:48,208 "Today we will try an experiment of remote collective hypnosis." 256 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:53,583 “Of course not all of you you will suffer my fluid..." 257 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:57,667 "_.but only some subjects more sensitive." 258 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:04,625 "Stare carefully at this mirror and try not to think about anything." 259 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:08,750 They're just lies! I'm refractory. 260 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:12,958 "Two, three, four... 261 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:16,667 “I can feel the fluid coming back.” 262 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:20,333 "Some of you fell asleep and he will obey me." 263 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:25,042 "Let no one try to wake him, It would be dangerous." 264 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:30,833 "Open your eyes, now you will go on a journey backwards in your life." 265 00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:36,875 "Back, back, back... You're 18." 266 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:41,250 "You enter for the first time in a brothel." 267 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:45,083 “You finally know lust.” 268 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:48,958 Vieni qua, bellezza ! 269 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:54,208 He's dangerous, he's been hypnotized. If you please, come back! 270 00:24:54,417 --> 00:25:00,125 "Now you're coming into your own early childhood, you are four years old." 271 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:04,458 "You eat, but you don't like what you eat." 272 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:06,333 Poop ! 273 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,875 "It's your birthday." 274 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:12,917 "They gave you a saber to be a warrior." 275 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,833 Avanti, Savoia ! 276 00:25:16,042 --> 00:25:19,958 "Così, bravo ! Sfoga i tuoi istinti 1" 277 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,500 "Very good!" 278 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:26,292 "Così da grande non avrai complessi." 279 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,500 What happens? 280 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:34,083 - Mr. Mascetti! - Non lo svegli, è in trance ! 281 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:38,333 (Mascetti) Shut up! - "L'esperimento è riuscito." 282 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:43,542 "You will wake up to the sound of the... gong!" 283 00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:48,417 Oh God, what happened? 284 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:51,833 - What have you done to me? - What did she do? 285 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:55,083 Lo niente, guardavo la TV. 286 00:25:55,292 --> 00:26:00,500 "Ora andrà in onda un bisettimanale di sessuologia senile dal titolo..." 287 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:03,667 "_'Cespuglio secco, pisello ammuffito'. 288 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:08,958 What does he do? This is it la camera del signor Mascetti ! 289 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,833 "What is this?" 290 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:18,167 SPEAKS GERMAN 291 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,083 Telefunken! 292 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,958 - Kamasutra. - UNSCELLING on the right. 293 00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:35,792 - SUKATO MELAI. - Funerals, many funerals. 294 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,083 - They will chase away Mascetti! - For goodness sake, he would come back with us. 295 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:44,625 - But no, we send you flowers. - Two wreaths of scarlet roses. 296 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,083 - Will you accompany me? - I can't, my niece is here. 297 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:52,917 Ivana, what are you doing, sleeping? Wake up, Ivana. 298 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:57,042 - I am hungry. - Now let's go eat. 299 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,458 Sit forward. 300 00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:04,833 - Which way is the granddaughter? - "From fava", goodbye everyone. 301 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:10,708 - Am I coming with you? - Yes, I have to too bring the imbecile back to my cousin. 302 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:15,500 - There's traffic at this time, get in. - Sorry... 303 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:19,875 ...I no longer feel able to drive, I don't have reflexes. 304 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:24,042 Don't worry, in a little while I'll stop busting your balls. 305 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:32,792 Wakes up ! "Whoever wants to see the dawn, leave your soft feathers”, Fogazzaro. 306 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000 I don't want to see the aurora. 307 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:40,125 Damn you, Fogazzaro and who opens the door for you. 308 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:43,375 It's 6:30, we have a lot to do! 309 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:58,583 I miss work. 310 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:03,667 - Not to me. - Of course, you've never worked! 311 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:09,250 - YES, I have this advantage. - Lucky you, but I... 312 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:14,042 You don't know how hard it is do nothing for your whole life. 313 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:19,083 Mascetti, he was right, I feel good now! 314 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:21,917 I looked everywhere! 315 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:25,000 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning. 316 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:27,875 - Allow it? - Please. 317 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:32,750 - Are you new? - No, I was in Naples to visit my grandchildren. 318 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:34,875 Bravo. 319 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,542 Nice day, right? 320 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:46,958 - Yes, beautiful day. - It looks beautiful, but it will rain tonight. 321 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:53,917 - Do you think it will rain? - Yes, it will rain. 322 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:59,792 - Let's hope not. - It will rain instead. 323 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:06,625 It seems to me that we do one conversation from stoned old men. 324 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:11,417 That's right, but I'm here because I do small services... 325 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,708 ...to earn some money. 326 00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:18,750 I offer emergency assistance against the rain. 327 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,750 Retrieving items... 328 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,958 ...forgotten in the garden: 1000 lire. 329 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:28,833 Watch an episode lost on TV: 500 lire. 330 00:29:29,042 --> 00:29:33,333 If one cold, I offer heating in bed with human warmth. 331 00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:37,958 I also take blame for indiscipline for a price to be agreed upon. 332 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:41,000 VERSES 333 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:47,542 - Do you also do things not listed? - Sure, what should I do? 334 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,875 Follow the general... 335 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:54,083 ...and without him realizing it, imitate the sound of water. 336 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:58,000 - How many times? - Four. - 1000 lire. 337 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:01,792 Give them to him, come on. 338 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:05,542 - Thank you. - Go. 339 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,833 IMITATES THE NOISE OF WATER 340 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:18,292 IMITATES THE NOISE OF WATER 341 00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:36,625 (Necchi) Death is discreet, almost gentle, in retirement homes. 342 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:42,250 One morning he looks out of a window disguised as a beaten mattress. 343 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:46,333 Everyone sees it, but they pretend not to see it. 344 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:50,750 - Are you sure he's dead? - Of course, it's the room next to mine. 345 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:54,958 - That's better. -How unfortunate? - Better him than another... 346 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:58,625 ...when he snored it looked like an electric saw. 347 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,917 - I have to leave. - You just arrived. 348 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,542 And now I'm leaving. 349 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:08,333 - Good morning, Mr. Mascetti. - Good morning. 350 00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:11,625 - What a beautiful day! - Let's start again... 351 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:16,833 - It looks beautiful, but it will rain. - But if there isn't a cloud! 352 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,958 Exactly, I like it when it rains. 353 00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:25,417 No, she likes to be rude, but I ask him anyway. 354 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:30,208 - There is a lilac in bloom after the meadow. - Long live the lilacs! 355 00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:34,458 In the chicken coop the chicks have been born, are you coming? 356 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:38,958 - I can't, the accumulators they are unloaded. - I'll push it. 357 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:41,917 I've been watching her for a while... 358 00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:46,083 ...and I still don't understand what kind of person is she. 359 00:31:46,292 --> 00:31:49,458 A person which is better not to attend. 360 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:53,958 SNORING 361 00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:09,667 - Sister, is the 22nd dead or not? - YES. 362 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:14,875 - Why does he keep snoring? - I do not know. - Listen. 363 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,708 SNORING 364 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:20,667 - Did you hear? - Yes, it's a new guest. 365 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:23,917 Will you put them all next to me? 366 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:27,875 SNORING 367 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,208 Hey! 368 00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:04,833 - Melandri? - YES. 369 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:11,833 - What are you doing here? - What do you think I'm doing? I was sleeping. 370 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:18,833 - I had been applying for a while. - To come here? 371 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:24,708 - The room became free and I decided. - Why didn't you tell me? 372 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:30,583 - I wanted to surprise you. - Yes, of course... 373 00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:33,583 The truth is that you were ashamed. 374 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,542 Already. 375 00:33:37,375 --> 00:33:40,833 - It happened to me too. - I didn't want to come. 376 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:43,625 Me niether. 377 00:33:44,292 --> 00:33:48,542 I didn't know what to do outside, I was breaking my balls. 378 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:53,708 - It's old age. - Old age is when you bust other people's balls. 379 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:57,625 You broke them all even when young. 380 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,792 - Do you think you're old? - Not at all! 381 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,583 I'm as good as before, even better. 382 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:11,583 But we are here. 383 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:16,750 There must be something wrong... 384 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,958 ...0 of unfair. 385 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,208 Who knows... 386 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:25,833 - Do you want a cigarette? - I stopped. 387 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,292 I'll start again immediately! 388 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:35,208 He didn't come here just to stay in the company of your friend, right? 389 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:38,542 - Things ? - The house rules. 390 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:42,542 No going out after 10pm, no delays at lunch... 391 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:46,958 ...complaints are made in writing, etc. You learn it by heart 392 00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:51,042 - Anything else? - These are the rules... 393 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,958 ...then there are the tips. 394 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:57,708 Old age is a difficult period, Mr. Melandri. 395 00:34:57,917 --> 00:35:02,833 - Architect Melandri. - Do you have morning erections? 396 00:35:03,042 --> 00:35:06,083 Yes, phenomenon is the right word. 397 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:10,417 In 99% of cases it is the prostate, don't boast too much. 398 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:13,542 I recommend you get checked out. 399 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:16,708 Also for hygienic reasons... 400 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:20,583 ...recommend to all male guests of a certain age... 401 00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:24,125 ...to pee sitting down like women. 402 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:28,458 - Do you pee standing up like a man? - Mr. Melandri! 403 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:34,917 The architect Melandri pees as he wishes, even on one foot. 404 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:39,042 - Mr. Melandri! - And I make her shake it! 405 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:43,250 - And I never miss my aim. - Sister ! 406 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:48,750 I hit him a coin at seven yards, like Buffalo Bill! Look everyone! 407 00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:51,875 (Melandri) Wait a minute, I can't find it. 408 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:56,042 Don't run away, I have it like a fire hydrant! 409 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:59,875 And I have erections even in the evening... 410 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:04,167 ...in the afternoon and at midday, before and after meals. 411 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,375 I use it to crush nuts! 412 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:38,792 Here's to our new guest, the architect Melandri. 413 00:36:56,208 --> 00:37:00,417 What a great idea, let's eat so bad with dentures. 414 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:34,000 I SUCK 415 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:41,667 I SUCK 416 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:49,417 I SUCK 417 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:10,167 - Sister, it's hard. - Sister, it's not veal! 418 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:13,875 - Sister, can you cut it? - Sister, can you chop it? 419 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:17,000 (together) Sister, can you suck it? 420 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:21,875 (together) Sister, it's not veal! - Complaints are only made in writing. 421 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:26,792 - We are old. - This is a very dirty thing! 422 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,333 No, they're fake dentures. Look at what a beautiful smile we have. 423 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,625 I'll throw them away right away. 424 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:39,042 I'll throw this one away too! 425 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:42,542 No, wait a minute! That's mine! 426 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:49,042 - The straws! - Yes, be a brat! 427 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,000 One for me too. 428 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:20,375 - What are you doing, pig? - Imbecile, what's wrong with you? 429 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:24,042 - We must always make ourselves recognized! - From whom? 430 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:29,250 From that lady, she is different. You have to stop acting stupid. 431 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:33,042 - What's that lady's name? - Amalia Pecci Bonetti. 432 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:38,500 - He has two surnames and blue eyes like a fairy. - Let's start again. 433 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:42,583 No, damn it. Do you fall in love here too? 434 00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:47,458 - Then you have a chronic illness! - Have you seen her or not? 435 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:52,625 - I am always at your disposal. - Go ahead. General Mastrostefano. 436 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:56,000 Holy shit, I'm late. 437 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,292 The flowers. 438 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:03,000 If you allow, I'll show her around the park. 439 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:08,500 - I am Stefano Lenzi. - Architect Rambaldo Melandri. 440 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:14,583 (Necchi) There is a lot of competition, but Melandri will prevail over everyone... 441 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:20,833 ...because the others are suitors, instead he is a suitor. 442 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:27,500 - Guess what he's telling her. - "The Walk" by D'Annunzio. 443 00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:30,625 He didn't think it, he just felt it. 444 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:35,458 Say, you were never convalescent in a slightly hazy April? 445 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:39,125 No, I always get sick in November, at the first cold weather. 446 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:42,458 Madam, these are verses by D'Annunzio. 447 00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:46,125 They say that in the thick of the foliage... 448 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:52,458 ...you have a red lock like a flame, right? 449 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:56,417 No, I have never been red. 450 00:40:56,625 --> 00:41:01,208 - Madam, it's always D'Annunzio! - Oh, yeah. 451 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:05,167 Even you don't love me, and I don't love you. 452 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:09,208 - It's a little early. - Amalia... 453 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:18,292 He's won now, too bad. 454 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,917 What a woman! 455 00:41:21,417 --> 00:41:24,750 If I were still 70... 456 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:30,167 You know that until recently, until the thousand... 457 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,292 - 1964? - No. - 1968? 458 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,625 - No. - 1970? 459 00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:40,250 That's right, I still rode horses like a... 460 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:43,000 - Cossack? - No, a... 461 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:47,833 - A cowboy? - No... it's an Italian name. 462 00:41:48,042 --> 00:41:51,917 - A buttero. - Well done, a buttero. 463 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:55,208 What did he say about the cowboys? 464 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:58,917 No, she said it was riding like a butter. 465 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:04,625 As a bet I attacked myself with hands on a branch... 466 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:09,125 ...I squeezed my thighs and I pulled myself up together with the horse. 467 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:14,542 I was a perfect man, but now I have to leave room for young people. 468 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,917 Old age... 469 00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:20,917 It's better to kill yourself if there is no remedy for old age. 470 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:25,667 (Necchi) I don't know how they come to me certain divine, or rather diabolical, ideas... 471 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,167 ...but I tell him... 472 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:30,667 There is a remedy! 473 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:34,625 How many years do you think he has that there? 474 00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:39,708 - 64, 65 years old. - 65 years old... 475 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:42,042 He is 95 years old. 476 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:45,958 Of course, he says it to brag! 477 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:49,250 He went to school with my father. 478 00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:54,417 In 1920 he had an affair with my mother, maybe I'm her son. 479 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:57,208 What did he do? 480 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:04,042 Some new American cure? Yoga? Tibet? Gerovital? 481 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:07,083 No worries! LAUGH 482 00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:11,458 - Sorry if I laugh in a satanic way. - Doctor LUCI rather FERO. 483 00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:16,167 - Shut up! Are you crazy? - Why do you tell him to shut up? 484 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:19,750 Nothing. Go away, don't try to know. 485 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:23,333 Stay away from us, we are cursed. 486 00:43:23,542 --> 00:43:27,750 Are you crazy? I am sorry that I made you make the deal. 487 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:32,083 Sooner or later everyone will notice that I'm getting younger. 488 00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,583 You are unconscious! 489 00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:39,833 A black mass is a secret, there's no mention of it. 490 00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:44,042 Never talk about the deal with anyone. 491 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:20,208 - Good morning, today you are very fit. - I feel really good. 492 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:22,250 Look. 493 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:37,042 Until a week ago I suffered from total paralysis. 494 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:40,583 The improvement is slow, but steady. 495 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:43,792 - The pact says... - What? 496 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,542 The agreement says six months. 497 00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:50,125 WHISPERS INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 498 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,167 WHISPERS INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 499 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,542 Continue. 500 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,875 Explain to me. 501 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,042 I can't... 502 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:08,167 I can still hear well, yesterday you were talking of pact, of black mass... 503 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,750 ...by Doctor Divago... 504 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,833 - What's his name? - Doctor Faustus. 505 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:20,542 She is afraid of selling her soul to hell with being young again? 506 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:24,500 Don't make me laugh, I want to kill myself! 507 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:29,083 Of course I would sell my soul to him, but how can I believe it? 508 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:32,375 Look at me, do you want me to try again? 509 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:35,042 Damn. 510 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,083 - Who is that? - The middleman. 511 00:45:38,292 --> 00:45:42,125 A rather HAPPY MEPHISTOUS guy. 512 00:45:44,792 --> 00:45:46,958 She! 513 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:50,083 She is a chosen one. 514 00:45:50,292 --> 00:45:54,500 When he's around someone, you can't escape it. 515 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:58,125 She is surrounded by a black fluid. 516 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:03,375 He has already had paranormal phenomena, impressive visions? 517 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:06,417 - No. - He will have them. 518 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:10,833 - Can you turn me on? - Right away. 519 00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:21,375 DEAR, DEAR, DEAR... 520 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:25,958 Let's go, count. I have some psychic news for you. 521 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:45,708 BREATHING 522 00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:51,125 Here, I give you Florence. I'll make a rug out of it for you. 523 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:55,792 - D'Annunzio. - No, me. 524 00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:59,250 Rambaldo... 525 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:02,125 ...you gasp. 526 00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:05,000 For the passion. 527 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:08,708 I'm panting too. 528 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:11,958 Yes, let's pant together. 529 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,542 - Good evening. - Good evening. 530 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:24,583 How handsome he is, how youthful he is tonight. 531 00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:28,792 He put on eye makeup to please someone? 532 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,250 It's useless, for example I prefer her without makeup. 533 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:38,583 - I wore makeup for this very reason. - Thank you, you are always kinder. 534 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:48,375 Enjoy your meal. 535 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:52,917 Mr. Lenzi, excuse me, can you bring me a knife? 536 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:57,125 - They forgot to put it on. - Right away. 537 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,375 They never put them on me. 538 00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:06,792 Thank you. 539 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:28,792 It's his presence, he wants to stop with this black fluid of his? 540 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,292 So I can't even eat. Go away, "go back". 541 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,125 - See you later, sweetheart. - Thank you, dear. 542 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:56,667 Sister. 543 00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:03,458 - At that time ? - She's gorgeous. 544 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:07,542 She's gorgeous, she's... I don't know how to tell you. 545 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,833 It's like an alabaster urn. 546 00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:15,583 It has a scent of purity, a sweet mystery... 547 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:20,875 - Stunning, stupendous. - But did you have sex? 548 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:26,375 - Are you waiting for him to be of age? - I'm waiting for the wedding night. 549 00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:31,333 - Whose ? - Ours, I want ask her relatives in marriage. 550 00:49:31,542 --> 00:49:34,167 - When? - Thursday. 551 00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:37,542 Of course I'm coming. 552 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:40,958 Don't worry, I'll warn Sassaroli. 553 00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:45,375 - See you Thursday, bye. - Where are you going on Thursday? 554 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:50,000 - From Mascetti. - Again ? You're always in that hospice! 555 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:55,167 It's not a hospice, but a wonderful villa. 556 00:49:55,375 --> 00:50:00,250 They have a princely garden, they live like Popes and it's cheap. 557 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,542 It's okay, I don't care. 558 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:07,917 Carmen, I told you so that you don't think wrong things. 559 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:11,292 Ready? Professor Sassaroli, please. 560 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,667 It's urgent. 561 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:17,125 No, you disturb him. 562 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:21,083 It can't be a coincidence more urgent than mine. 563 00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:26,042 Tell him "Melandri case" and he'll see that the scalpel falls from his hand. 564 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:29,750 So much Thursday it's closing day... 565 00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:34,500 ...of this damn place. - Why is it cursed? 566 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:38,917 I'm starting to hate him, This place will kill us both. 567 00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:42,875 - Especially you, how you are reduced! -it? 568 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:47,667 Look at the dark circles you have! What a destroyed face! 569 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:53,583 You work too much for your age, Look at those swollen legs. 570 00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:58,458 - It is not true. - They look like sausages... 571 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:01,417 ...inflate with the pump! 572 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,750 Sassaroli, listen to the news on Melandri. 573 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:09,250 Yes. Sister, what should we do on Thursday? 574 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,542 - That kidney transplant. - Let's send it back. 575 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:15,708 - It's a hopeless case. - Exactly, let's be cautious. 576 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:19,708 Let's do all the tests again. All right, see you Thursday. 577 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:21,667 HI. 578 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:28,292 I told you, it's like a hotel. The rooms all have bathrooms. 579 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,250 - You come ! - Go, I'll join you. 580 00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:35,417 - Do you like it ? - Yes, it's nice. 581 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:38,500 Come, I'll show you the park. 582 00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:43,750 Here are the ladies, some do the shirt, others play cards... 583 00:51:43,958 --> 00:51:47,375 - Do you want to make friends? - Why do I have to make friends? 584 00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:50,208 Come, let me introduce you. 585 00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:55,667 Sir, let me introduce you to my wife. I'll be back right away. 586 00:51:55,875 --> 00:52:01,417 (speaker) “Closing time for visitors it is 7.30pm." 587 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:08,208 Count Mascetti, Professor Sassaroli... 588 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,500 ...dear friends, almost brothers. 589 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:16,208 The lawyer Pecci Bonetti, brother of Amalia, his wife... 590 00:52:16,417 --> 00:52:19,958 ...Mrs. Arnaldi, wife of the engineer Arnaldi... 591 00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:25,958 ...Amalia's son-in-law, his wonderful grandchildren... 592 00:52:26,167 --> 00:52:30,500 ...Miss Lilly... - Milly. 593 00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:34,833 - Milly, the granddaughter. - "From broad bean". 594 00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:37,750 - How? - Nothing, dear. 595 00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:42,292 - Another friend, Mr. Necchi. - Where are you going on your honeymoon? 596 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:47,875 To the Monsummano caves? Excellent for lumbar arthritis. 597 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:51,500 Go to Lourdes, so I'll come too. 598 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:56,333 We will have our honeymoon in the villa of Amalia, at Forte dei Marmi. 599 00:52:56,542 --> 00:53:02,625 - Rambaldo and I are going to live there. - In the villa? You promised it to me! 600 00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:08,667 Well done, you came here because you were sad and wanted company... 601 00:53:08,875 --> 00:53:12,667 ...and now you leave me alone and go away with it. 602 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:17,708 - There's no comparison between you and her, here. - I don't drink with Judas, I'm leaving. 603 00:53:17,917 --> 00:53:20,042 Mascetti! 604 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:23,875 - Mascetti! - Come on, stop it! 605 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,458 General, do something. 606 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,875 He lets it steal from that old idiot? 607 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:38,708 A gentleman must know how to lose. 608 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,500 The lady has chosen and I respect his will. 609 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:45,375 May she be happy, at least she is. 610 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:51,375 - Mr. Count, come for a moment. - I'm coming, miss. 611 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:56,500 - The gentleman she wants to marry Is my grandmother your friend? - It was. 612 00:53:56,708 --> 00:54:01,208 - He seems like a good person to me and that she loves him. - I hate it. 613 00:54:01,417 --> 00:54:07,292 It's not true, that's why I'm telling her. My grandmother is a whore, you understand? 614 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:11,875 - Certain. - He had sex with everyone. 615 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,625 He did it everywhere, in the cabins at the seaside, in those of the telephone... 616 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:19,583 ...in the bushes, in the cellars... 617 00:54:19,792 --> 00:54:25,375 - She was also with my boyfriend. - Do you want revenge for the villa? 618 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:30,750 Of course, I'm angry about the villa, but also for the boyfriend. 619 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:34,375 Try playing footsie with my grandmother. 620 00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,333 It? 621 00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:39,458 Presser foot? It's not easy! 622 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:43,875 Love is born in ways and times more unexpected. 623 00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:49,500 It's a mystery, but it always is extraordinary, always new. 624 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:53,667 I came here to retreat from the world... 625 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:57,792 ...and instead I met love. 626 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,125 A great love and a great family. 627 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:04,792 For me you already are like my children and grandchildren. 628 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:10,833 For me you are already my brothers, my cousins and my brothers-in-law... 629 00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:16,000 ...because I already consider myself married to her. 630 00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:18,250 Hurray! 631 00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:20,542 KISS 632 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:28,583 (Necchi) Here we have to take a decision... 633 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,958 ...tell Melandri what the reality is... 634 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:35,542 ...or keep silent? What a problem! 635 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:40,250 (Necchi) And then we have to deal with it of Lenzi and Beelzebub... 636 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,500 ...how much work! 637 00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:48,208 - Hello, Cecco. - Good night. - Good night. 638 00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:53,208 Now let's all go to sleep. Goodnight, Mr. Lenzi. 639 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:57,167 - Good night. - Happy dreams. - To her too. 640 00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:59,500 Until tomorrow. 641 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,708 SCREAMS 642 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,333 Help! 643 00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,958 Run, there's a goat! 644 00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,417 Do you see a goat? 645 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:17,083 - Did you see him? - I didn't see anything. 646 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,958 Like nothing? 647 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:23,083 Look at the smoke coming out! 648 00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:27,833 - She materializes an ectoplasm, in satanic terms. - What happens ? 649 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,667 - Help ! - Another goat? 650 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:35,375 This is an owl. 651 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:39,458 - Do you see an owl? - No. - We don't see any owls. 652 00:56:39,667 --> 00:56:43,375 - It's here, on the armchair. - Do you see an owl on the armchair? 653 00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:47,958 - No. - We don't see any owls. - Look at it, it's here! 654 00:56:48,167 --> 00:56:51,625 She's materializing too much. 655 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:55,125 It happened to us too. Right, Melandri? 656 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,875 - Goodnight, Mr. Lenzi. - Good night. 657 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:05,375 - What did you do? - Nothing. 658 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:08,875 - Is an owl in the room normal? - It's paranormal. 659 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:12,500 But you don't understand anything in this period. 660 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:20,333 - We got the wrong room. - No, it plays a bit to put me to sleep. 661 00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:24,458 Since I suffer from insomnia... It's not bad, right? 662 00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:30,125 - Why don't you sleep at this time? - I'd like to talk to you alone. 663 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:34,542 Mr Capecelato, that's enough for tonight. 664 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:38,542 - Sure, but I came. - Signs on my account. 665 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:42,375 Still ? Always at your disposal, goodnight. 666 00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:44,250 Good night. 667 00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:56,500 I received it today. 668 00:57:57,042 --> 00:58:01,167 It's an anonymous letter. 669 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:08,167 "Amalia has an easy thigh, it's done fucking like pigs and pigs. A friend." 670 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:11,333 - Really ? - What ? 671 00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:15,375 It's a slander, it's an infamous slander! 672 00:58:15,583 --> 00:58:19,292 In your place, I wouldn't be so peremptory. 673 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:24,792 - If he's a friend, he does it for your good. - No, man, he's a damn pig! 674 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,292 He's one of these old men, an envious, or jealous or... 675 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:34,125 I know who it was. 676 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:38,875 His relatives who want all your money! 677 00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:42,292 But in your place, I would check. 678 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:46,083 I trust her as if she were my mother. 679 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:51,083 Look what I do with this disgusting letter... 680 00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:55,458 ...of these disgusting anonymous people that offend a lady. 681 00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:59,083 For me she is pure like a Madonna! 682 00:58:59,292 --> 00:59:02,833 SWITCHBOARD RINGING 683 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:09,167 Hello, sister? Please, can I get the number 46? 684 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:13,458 - At this time it's no longer allowed. - Yes, but I found... 685 00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:16,958 ...an ancient prayer of the Madonna del Petrolio. 686 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:19,542 I don't know. 687 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:24,333 The lady from 46 can't sleep without that prayer... 688 00:59:24,542 --> 00:59:27,792 ...it would be like repentance for so-called incarnation... 689 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,875 It would be your maxima culpa. 690 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:34,875 - I'll give you the 46. - Do you see what he understood? 691 00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:40,625 CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM THE RADIO 692 00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:43,500 PHONE RINGING 693 00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:52,292 - Ready? - I'm very ready. 694 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,583 - Is that you, Rambaldo? - No. 695 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:59,833 - So you're the honorable one? - No, wrong. 696 01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:05,125 - The gardener Carlone? - It's me, Mascetti. 697 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,625 - Count Mascetti. - The paraplegic? 698 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:13,250 - Yes, the fucking paraplegic! - What does he say? 699 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:16,667 Stop it or I'll hang up, what do you want from me ? 700 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:21,958 I want to do to you what Carlone does to you, but a thousand times better. 701 01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:25,958 I'm amazed at her who is a friend of my boyfriend! 702 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:28,833 Better, right? 703 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:33,167 Think how exciting that would be the two of us let loose on this bed... 704 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:37,042 ...and him on the other side of the wall that sleeps blissfully. 705 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:41,375 - I'm closing the phone. - I want to explain to you in detail... 706 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:43,708 ...what I will do to you. 707 01:00:43,917 --> 01:00:49,125 - I would start with the left nipple. - What does he say? 708 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:53,042 - Do you prefer the one on the right? - I'm closing it... 709 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:58,542 Until you reach your belly button and then further and further down... 710 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:03,208 (Necchi) The day after Mascetti he gives us the videotape... 711 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:07,125 ...and we send it back to Melandri. 712 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:12,083 - A registered letter for you, architect. - Thank you. 713 01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:17,875 Mr. Mascetti. 714 01:01:18,083 --> 01:01:21,042 - Mr. Mascetti? - Yes ? 715 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:24,750 - Is there something wrong? - No. 716 01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:28,750 - Do you feel alone? - YES. 717 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,458 - Come to my table. - No. 718 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:36,083 - He prefers me to come. - YES. 719 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,667 - Things ? - Don't touch, leave! 720 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:57,417 Sorry, my love. I don't do it anymore. 721 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,375 Sorry, I'll be right back. 722 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:14,875 - What are you doing here? - She invited me. - it? 723 01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:18,125 - I don't mind. - Yes to me. 724 01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:28,875 "The SUPERCAZZORA 69 presents 'It's never too late'" 725 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:34,167 'The hot nights of porn granny' or 'Old hen makes good broth'." 726 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:38,708 "Starring: Amalia. Costarring: Count Raphael." 727 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:43,375 Amalia... 728 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:29,750 Silence! 729 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,292 Silence. 730 01:03:33,458 --> 01:03:36,625 This woman she's the biggest bitch... 731 01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:40,833 ...of the entire thousand-year history of prostitution. 732 01:03:41,042 --> 01:03:45,958 Messalina and Taide are two amateurs compared to this bitch. 733 01:03:47,167 --> 01:03:51,000 She offended publicly a gentlewoman. 734 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:54,083 Name your godparents. 735 01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:57,750 No Godfathers! I'll break her head! 736 01:03:57,958 --> 01:04:01,083 Do you want to see how I fuck it? 737 01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:06,583 As far as you're concerned, I'll tell you just one thing. 738 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:09,792 I'll tell you one thing! 739 01:04:12,708 --> 01:04:15,542 Thank you, my friend. 740 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:21,125 Gentlemen godfathers, let's choose weapons. 741 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,333 - I accepted for a large fee. - Take the longest one. 742 01:04:32,167 --> 01:04:33,833 This. 743 01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:37,292 - Cut ! - Of course, it's a blade. 744 01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:41,458 - You could have chosen the gun that doesn't cut. - But it's a hole. 745 01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:45,000 - Duelists, on the field. - Come on. 746 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:49,125 - Go! - If you don't stop I'll stick you! 747 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:53,417 By agreement between the godparents, the duel will be to the death. 748 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:55,958 What ? 749 01:04:56,167 --> 01:05:00,375 Before the clash that it can bring upon the death of one of the opponents... 750 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:03,875 ...I have an obligation to try an extreme reconciliation. 751 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:07,000 - I agree! - I demand an apology. 752 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:11,542 - Never, you can't. - One moment, I can. 753 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:15,375 I admit that yesterday I exaggerated a little. 754 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:20,208 - It's not enough! Read, director. - "I, architect Melandri..." 755 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,333 "..retracted the slanderous insult..." 756 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:27,708 "_.thrown at me the gentlewoman Amalia Pecci Bonetti." 757 01:05:27,917 --> 01:05:31,250 - If you cross out "gentlewoman", I'll sign. - Silence. 758 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:35,667 "I declare that I offended you because I'm a rude slob..." 759 01:05:35,875 --> 01:05:39,542 ".and son of a slut." -it? 760 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:44,375 - You have to say it out loud and sign it. - I'm not saying it! 761 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:47,958 - Well done! - I'll slice it up for you! 762 01:05:48,167 --> 01:05:50,375 Be on guard! 763 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:55,542 Quick! 764 01:05:57,667 --> 01:05:59,833 To you. 765 01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:04,500 Stop, suspension for acute diuresis of a contender. 766 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:11,292 - Hurry up, have you finished? (Necchi) Give him time! 767 01:06:13,125 --> 01:06:16,292 On your guard, you! 768 01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:27,167 Let's make peace. 769 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:41,917 - Melandri, you better sign. - Are you afraid? He is 86 years old! 770 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:45,542 Yes, but it looks like Sandokan! 771 01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:50,833 Stop him, shoot him! 772 01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:58,458 Guys, do something! 773 01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:01,625 You wanted it! 774 01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:05,000 Call the director! 775 01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:22,875 - Oh God, the blood! - My wife's shirt! 776 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,250 Stop! What happens ? 777 01:07:29,125 --> 01:07:31,875 Are you crazy? 778 01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:37,292 - I'll report back! - I feel fully satisfied. 779 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:41,125 Me too, very satisfied. 780 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,917 Ladies, gentlemen... 781 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,750 I'm ready. 782 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:48,833 POP MUSIC FROM THE WALKMAN 783 01:09:02,917 --> 01:09:05,083 Whoops! 784 01:09:05,292 --> 01:09:09,167 He threw away his glasses and started reading. 785 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:12,375 Of course, he sold his soul to the devil. 786 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:16,667 How does this ritual happen? What does he look like? 787 01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:20,667 - Blood attracts him. - What blood? 788 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:24,375 The blood of a slaughtered virgin. 789 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:29,292 Did you really slaughter a virgin? 790 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:32,542 Of course, to go back to how I was. 791 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:36,458 She too will have to slaughter her. Look! 792 01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:39,750 Look at that tree! 793 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:43,250 This is a message. 794 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:46,917 If she doesn't decide, the devil goes away. 795 01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:50,667 The green plant of youth! 796 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:55,792 How good I am, I feel better every second that passes. 797 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:28,208 - Did you see it? - Yes, do you know where you're going? 798 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:31,292 - No. - Go on... 799 01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:39,250 Listen, but if I decided, what should I do? 800 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:42,750 Nothing, you have to tell the intermediary. 801 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:53,833 (Necchi) Full moon night, Friday 17. 802 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:58,792 Everything is ready for a black mass thanks to Cecco's help... 803 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,208 ...and of the award-winning Michelini company, our ancient supplier... 804 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:06,458 ...of bowler hats, mortars and various powders... 805 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:11,042 ...all the things you need when we want to have fun. 806 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:18,417 (Melandri) We have arrived. Aren't you coming down? 807 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:21,333 Yes, I'm coming. 808 01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:24,375 A little patience. 809 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:29,125 - Anyway, don't call me familiar. - Now, among the damned... 810 01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:34,333 You are damned, I haven't signed yet. 811 01:11:34,542 --> 01:11:38,000 Still in a wheelchair? yesterday she ran! 812 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:44,000 Hopping on the bus yesterday I shouted "Thank God!". 813 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:48,125 Satan got pissed and punished me. 814 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:52,125 - Where is the victim? - And in the trunk. 815 01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:56,250 - But is she alive? - Yes and you will have to cut her throat. 816 01:11:56,458 --> 01:12:00,875 - Holy Madonna! - Don't say "Holy Madonna"... 817 01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:04,292 ...otherwise he'll get pissed off like a beast. 818 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:09,292 - Here's the victim. - And a chicken. - No, it's a chicken. 819 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:13,125 - A virgin was needed. - And virgin, check the hole. 820 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:16,083 It's like when she was born. 821 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:19,500 Let's go. 822 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,833 It's three minutes to midnight. 823 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:27,667 SARDANAPALO, TAPIOCA TARAPIA... 824 01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:31,792 ...SATAN, SATAN, Satanasso. 825 01:12:32,125 --> 01:12:34,958 POPE SATAN ALEPPE. 826 01:12:35,167 --> 01:12:38,000 It's midnight. 827 01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:42,583 (together) POPE SATAN ALEPPE. 828 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:12,542 The two assistants in hell! 829 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:18,083 You, come forward. 830 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:20,292 Kneel down... 831 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:24,208 ...and crawls. 832 01:13:25,042 --> 01:13:27,833 Worm, worship me. 833 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:31,750 - Worship me. - He is adoring you, my lord. 834 01:13:31,958 --> 01:13:35,375 Who are these two priestesses? 835 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:39,000 The granddaughters "on Fava's side" of Sassaroli. 836 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:43,792 Tear out her heart. Come on, sacrifice it. 837 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,167 Grab the blades, worm. 838 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,333 - Force. - I can't do it. 839 01:13:53,542 --> 01:13:57,333 The beginner fails, I'll do it. 840 01:13:57,542 --> 01:14:02,042 - I'll grant it. - Thank you, my lord. 841 01:14:13,208 --> 01:14:17,958 IMITATE THE LINE OF A SLAUGHTERED HEN 842 01:14:20,042 --> 01:14:23,625 This female it is the symbol of lust... 843 01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:29,333 ...and the virgins you will unite with carnally and repeatedly... 844 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:32,375 ...you ugly pig! 845 01:14:33,917 --> 01:14:37,792 And now your blood... 846 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:42,667 ...for the signature! - Name, surname and address. 847 01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:46,708 - And tax code. - What's written there? 848 01:14:46,917 --> 01:14:50,167 You don't trust, Who do you think you're dealing with? 849 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:55,167 - I can't read without glasses. - You won't need them anymore. 850 01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:59,208 You sell your soul for a century of youth. 851 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:03,458 A century... Even 50 years is enough for me. 852 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:07,667 It's the same one signed from Doctor Faust, signature. 853 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:11,375 Give me your hand. 854 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:24,583 INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 855 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:29,792 Toothbrush. 856 01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:33,750 - Be careful, you'll tickle him. - No. 857 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:35,667 Here. 858 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:39,417 - Brush. - Slowly, otherwise you'll wake him. 859 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:44,625 With Sassaroli tablets, he will sleep four days in a row. 860 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,375 Done. 861 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:54,000 - Operation successful. - He looks like an Australian aborigine. 862 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,417 Towel. 863 01:15:58,792 --> 01:16:01,458 We're done, let's go. 864 01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:04,833 - Rambaldo! - What is it? 865 01:16:05,042 --> 01:16:08,542 - We forgot the dick. - Oh, yeah. 866 01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:59,875 Good morning ! Good day ! 867 01:17:01,042 --> 01:17:05,333 Thanks for everything. Here, I don't need it anymore. 868 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,417 And love? 869 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:16,875 Mr. Lenzi! 870 01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:19,917 For goodness sake, stop! 871 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:24,292 - Where are you going with the car? - I know where I'm going! 872 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:30,875 (Necchi) After a week, we get a photo of him... 873 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:36,542 ...also signed by Eluana and Marisina from the Club Mediterranée of Cefalù. 874 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:40,292 After 20 days a phone call came. 875 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:43,625 Conte, a woman called. 876 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:48,125 He says to go urgently at this address for Mr. Lenzi. 877 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:52,417 "Via del Girasole, 72. Cavaciocchi Sisters." 878 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,917 It's a brothel. 879 01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:02,292 Please. 880 01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:20,667 Now where are they taking him? 881 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:23,625 At the morgue. 882 01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:27,292 Already. 883 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:33,458 - Should we give them to the family? - Which family? 884 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:39,250 Lenzi had no one otherwise he wouldn't have called us. 885 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:43,208 Did you hear that woman? They told him... 886 01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:46,708 ..."Mr. Lenzi, You're exaggerating, stop." 887 01:18:47,042 --> 01:18:50,083 He believed he was immortal. 888 01:18:50,542 --> 01:18:53,625 Guys, it's our fault. 889 01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:56,958 It's thanks to us! 890 01:18:57,167 --> 01:19:02,250 He died sure of being immortal, happy, with the will to live... 891 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:07,792 - Between the tits of those beautiful women! - Maybe it could happen to us too. 892 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,750 Hey... 893 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:28,292 Guys, who will lend me 100,000 lire? 894 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:30,792 Lending... sure. 895 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:34,125 - Here you are. - Thank you. 896 01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:39,542 I risk it if I don't return within the hour, get the ambulance back. 897 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:51,167 (Necchi) Another mattress gets slammed... 898 01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:55,583 ...and left to air on the windowsill of the room... 899 01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:59,500 ...of which Carmen and I we're about to take over. 900 01:19:59,708 --> 01:20:04,583 I finally managed to convince her to sell everything and leave. 901 01:20:04,792 --> 01:20:09,417 Sassaroli helped me, he gave her a fake check up... 902 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:14,458 ...from which it is affected by all senile diseases including the prostate... 903 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:18,583 ...and what he needs of absolute and total rest. 904 01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:23,417 (Melandri) Faded and tattered billiards, friend of many evenings... 905 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,542 ...goodbye. 906 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:29,875 Worn and stained walls, limping chairs... 907 01:20:30,083 --> 01:20:33,792 ...old worn out splints, goodbye. 908 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,917 I see the tears flowing from your eyes as from mine. 909 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:44,333 You idiot, shut up. Broken chairs, worn slats... 910 01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:48,750 ...if whoever bought it can hear you, he's asking me for my money back! 911 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:54,083 - Where do you want to move the counter? - What do you care? Let's go. 912 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:59,667 - The crates must be placed in the warehouse. - I'll take care of it tomorrow. 913 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:04,542 You came to play or help me? Force ! 914 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:07,833 Help me carry my bags out! 915 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:10,125 Here we come. 916 01:21:16,417 --> 01:21:19,500 Carmen, come on, let's go. 917 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:25,458 The hardest thing is getting through the door but then you will thank me. 918 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:29,083 Thank you. 919 01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:35,667 What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a girl? 920 01:21:35,875 --> 01:21:41,042 One was blonde, one was black, this one is red... How many are there? 921 01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:45,000 - Three, perfect number. - Three of them are 60 years old... 922 01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:48,958 ...less than you alone. - They have the Oedipus complex. 923 01:21:49,167 --> 01:21:53,833 They need a father and I rush to their bedside. 924 01:21:54,042 --> 01:21:59,208 - At their nipple! So you buy him the car. - Yes. 925 01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:02,000 - The pearls. - Yes. - And rent him a house. 926 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:05,000 I can't make them sleep on the street. 927 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:09,250 They have the Oedipus complex, but you're the idiot! 928 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:15,375 I'm not an old man from a hospice, I want to enjoy the life I have left. 929 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:20,167 I want to make love as much as possible and with young people. 930 01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:23,875 After all, I don't care at all, not even you. 931 01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:26,792 Go, Sabrina. 932 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:32,000 Guys, I'm going. See you at the hospice. 933 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:36,375 - Are you leaving me here? - Come with me, I'll take you. 934 01:22:54,292 --> 01:22:58,875 You're cruel, at least you could have let her sit at our table. 935 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:03,583 A woman is uncomfortable with three men, she gets bored. 936 01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:07,958 So he keeps Migliari company and Migliari doesn't bother me. 937 01:23:08,167 --> 01:23:10,917 We have never eaten together. 938 01:23:11,125 --> 01:23:14,833 I would sit and eat it and she waited tables. 939 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:20,250 - There's no bread. - I'll take care of it, ma'am. 940 01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:26,583 - Please. - Thank you. 941 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:34,333 - Thank you. - You're welcome, it's a pleasure. 942 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,042 Excuse me. 943 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:42,208 To her. 944 01:23:45,042 --> 01:23:49,375 - Excuse me again. - Sorry, it's not suitable for me. 945 01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:03,208 Can I help you? 946 01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:08,708 I can peel potatoes, clean the vegetables, grate the cheese... 947 01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:12,333 I cut the carrots! Thank you. 948 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:27,542 (Necchi) We have too existential problems... 949 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:32,542 ...and so we accept the advice of a social worker... 950 01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:36,958 ...who walks there every Thursday on the testicles with stiletto heels... 951 01:24:37,167 --> 01:24:42,250 ...saying that to live well you have to do something socially useful. 952 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:46,083 Who wants to participate to the initiatives just reported? 953 01:24:46,292 --> 01:24:47,792 Yes! 954 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:57,458 Go, I'll take care of it here. Come, children! 955 01:24:57,667 --> 01:25:01,750 Out of the stripes, It's dangerous on the stripes! 956 01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:14,708 Come, little twins, I'll take care of you. 957 01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:21,333 - You get on the bus and go home. - All right. 958 01:25:21,542 --> 01:25:24,667 - Hey? - You get in that car... 959 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:27,208 ...who knows where it takes you. 960 01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:35,917 (Necchi) Unfortunately school ends and summer arrives. 961 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:39,833 Many boarders will go to family for the holidays... 962 01:26:40,042 --> 01:26:44,625 ...and for those who remain like us we are preparing something. 963 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:49,750 - Gran Canaria, here it is! - It's no longer fashionable. 964 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:54,083 - Let's go to the Bahamas. - No, they are not in fashion. 965 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:59,583 So let's choose something classic, Monte Carlo, at least there is a casino. 966 01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:03,542 - No, I'm against it. - Why ? 967 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,833 - I want to go to the casino. - Think about the future... 968 01:27:07,042 --> 01:27:09,875 ...Ensure a peaceful old age. 969 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:12,875 - Do you like playing? - Certain. 970 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:17,167 - I squandered two fortunes. - Ah, now I understand. 971 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:21,500 Every time I went to play I told myself... 972 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:25,417 ..."If I win, I'll die within the year." 973 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,583 - I didn't win, but I was happy. - To lose? 974 01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:34,208 Yes, I'm left without a penny, but I'm alive. 975 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:40,042 In my opinion, the truth it's that she's afraid of her age... 976 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:44,542 ...because he doesn't accept it, thinks he doesn't need help. 977 01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:50,250 However, old age can also be a wonderful season, like autumn. 978 01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:53,792 Guys, this is where we're going... 979 01:27:54,917 --> 01:27:58,167 ...at the North Pole. 980 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:02,583 - It's cold there. - The better we preserve ourselves, the better. 981 01:28:02,792 --> 01:28:07,625 - It could be an idea. - Yes, finally a non-trivial idea. 982 01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:12,750 In my wardrobe I will succeed to find the right equipment. 983 01:28:12,958 --> 01:28:17,583 Visit the North Pole once can give meaning to an entire life. 984 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:21,750 - What is this nonsense? - And a proposal. 985 01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:24,833 Look for another place. 986 01:28:25,042 --> 01:28:28,583 I have the responsibility of you elderly people. 987 01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:32,542 I forbid you to do this absurd journey. 988 01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:36,417 Who promotes it will suffer the consequences! 989 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:38,500 So... 990 01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:42,125 ...I want to go to the North Pole! - Me too ! 991 01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:45,458 I wanted to go to Egypt, but... 992 01:28:45,667 --> 01:28:49,167 - Where are you going? - To call to Sassaroli to pack your bags. 993 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:52,500 - Who wants to go to the North Pole? (together) it! 994 01:28:57,667 --> 01:29:04,292 THEY SING IN CHOIR 995 01:29:11,042 --> 01:29:16,750 (Necchi) To this great journey Sassaroli also joined... 996 01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:22,167 ...an increasingly less illustrious clinician which confuses veins with arteries. 997 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,667 There's Russian salad! 998 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:31,083 - Who wants Russian salad? - I, I like it very much. 999 01:29:31,292 --> 01:29:34,708 - Melandri, pass it to him. - Do you want mine too? 1000 01:29:34,917 --> 01:29:40,042 Of course, I know it hurts, but I can't resist. 1001 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,625 - Here. - Thank you. 1002 01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:46,833 I want to eat it all. 1003 01:29:47,042 --> 01:29:50,500 - It's good. - A little cold. - It is true. 1004 01:29:57,750 --> 01:29:59,875 I feel bad. 1005 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:03,375 God, I'm so sick. 1006 01:30:04,042 --> 01:30:07,667 - I'm airsick. - The air void. - Already. 1007 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:10,750 - I feel bad. - What is it? 1008 01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:15,333 - I don't know, but I'm sick. - Guys, Mascetti is sick. 1009 01:30:15,542 --> 01:30:19,875 - He has gastric blockage. - Of course, he's greedy! 1010 01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:21,958 Hostesses! 1011 01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:27,250 No stewardess, you have to vomit. Come on, vomit. 1012 01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:32,042 - I don't want to vomit. - Be good. - Take the bag. 1013 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:35,958 - I can't do it. - You have to vomit. 1014 01:30:36,167 --> 01:30:39,083 I don't want to vomit... 1015 01:30:43,083 --> 01:30:46,417 - Good. - The solution is to vomit. 1016 01:30:46,625 --> 01:30:50,375 Miss stewardess, come! 1017 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:54,500 That gentleman is sick. 1018 01:30:55,792 --> 01:30:57,583 Gentleman ? 1019 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:13,208 - Are you better now? - Yes, I'm much better, thanks. 1020 01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:18,250 In fact, I'm hungry again. 1021 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,750 Maybe... 1022 01:31:36,292 --> 01:31:38,167 THUD 1023 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:41,417 Hostess, there's a hostess lying down! 1024 01:31:41,625 --> 01:31:45,875 - Can you let me taste it? - Yes, me too! 1025 01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:47,750 Please. 1026 01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:52,083 Guido, how disgusting! 1027 01:31:52,292 --> 01:31:56,542 - Good, maybe it's better than before. - It's true, hot it tastes better. 1028 01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:59,042 Let me taste it. 1029 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:03,708 (Sassaroli) Good! 1030 01:32:10,042 --> 01:32:12,958 Look, the pack. 1031 01:32:37,292 --> 01:32:42,333 - I choose the postcard to the director. - There's one with the walrus. 1032 01:32:45,708 --> 01:32:47,833 Track! 1033 01:32:51,042 --> 01:32:54,208 There must be the Pole over there! 1034 01:32:54,417 --> 01:32:57,750 How beautiful! 1035 01:32:57,958 --> 01:33:04,375 Yes, it brings back legendary ones figures of Nobile and Amundsen. 1036 01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:07,542 Why did we come here? 1037 01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:10,958 To see the midnight sun... 1038 01:33:11,167 --> 01:33:15,750 ...but it's 3.30pm and at 5.30pm we have to leave again. 1039 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:19,583 If we came here, there must be a reason. 1040 01:33:25,167 --> 01:33:29,542 You know what Eskimos do when are they too old? 1041 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:34,292 They go alone on the pack, they get out of the way. 1042 01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:40,208 See that gray thing down there? 1043 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:45,375 Do you know what it is? 1044 01:33:45,542 --> 01:33:48,208 Death. 1045 01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:05,667 - White lady... (Necchi) Grey! 1046 01:34:06,417 --> 01:34:11,500 White lady, silent lady with green eyes... 1047 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:14,917 ...that awaits us on the pack. 1048 01:34:15,125 --> 01:34:19,250 What an idiot, the packaging he doesn't have green eyes! 1049 01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:24,750 - Guido, come in! - I'm coming! 1050 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:28,917 - Come on, otherwise you'll get pneumonia. - I arrive ! 1051 01:34:39,375 --> 01:34:42,000 Are you leaving me alone? 1052 01:34:43,917 --> 01:34:45,875 Valeria! 1053 01:34:46,917 --> 01:34:49,125 - Yes ? - Valeria! 1054 01:34:49,333 --> 01:34:53,250 I arrive. Don't worry, I'll push it. 1055 01:34:53,458 --> 01:34:57,042 - Can you do it? - Yes, are you very cold? 1056 01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:00,917 - Holy shit! - I made a scarf for her. 1057 01:35:01,125 --> 01:35:06,833 - Why didn't you give it to me straight away? - You're always so grumpy with me. 1058 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,542 Is it better? 1059 01:35:25,917 --> 01:35:31,042 "The board of directors gathered in disciplinary session..." 1060 01:35:31,250 --> 01:35:34,917 "_.looked into it your uncivilized behavior..." 1061 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:39,500 "_.and your reiterations indiscipline and insubordination..." 1062 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:41,833 What insubordination? 1063 01:35:42,042 --> 01:35:45,667 "_.and for troublesome recurrences..." - It's not true! 1064 01:35:45,875 --> 01:35:50,708 "The council peremptorily invites you to leave the house within 30 days." 1065 01:35:50,917 --> 01:35:53,792 - Damn her! - Have you read? 1066 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:57,792 - I call him the mayor, the Region! - It's a viper! 1067 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:03,333 - She's a bitch. - I call him the archbishop, the newspapers! 1068 01:36:03,542 --> 01:36:08,042 "Scandal in the elderly, three poor people old people kicked out on the streets..." 1069 01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:14,250 "_.one of whom is paralyzed." - I'm not moving from here. 1070 01:36:14,458 --> 01:36:19,333 - Try to move me! - I'll call him the lawyer. 1071 01:36:19,542 --> 01:36:24,583 - Carmen, take a piece of paper and write. - What do I write? To whom? 1072 01:36:24,792 --> 01:36:26,458 Shame on you! 1073 01:36:26,667 --> 01:36:31,042 They chase us away and we are so little dignified enough to want to stay. 1074 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:36,833 I take advantage of it, I leave immediately. In 30 minutes, not in 30 days! 1075 01:36:37,042 --> 01:36:40,667 - Do we have to suffer an injustice? - It's an abuse. 1076 01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:45,500 - We're not idiots. - Think about it, we don't know where to go. 1077 01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:47,542 At the hotel. 1078 01:36:47,750 --> 01:36:52,583 And then, I've already seen three ads of premises to be managed. 1079 01:36:52,792 --> 01:36:57,417 - Stop working. - Remember that you are beautiful... 1080 01:36:57,625 --> 01:37:01,417 ...but in poor health. - I'm fine! 1081 01:37:01,625 --> 01:37:04,917 - You're old, I'm not. - You are a year older than me. 1082 01:37:05,125 --> 01:37:08,833 It has nothing to do with it, you want to be old, I don't. 1083 01:37:09,042 --> 01:37:12,917 Or come with me or stay with your friends, choose. 1084 01:37:13,125 --> 01:37:15,542 Carmen... 1085 01:37:15,917 --> 01:37:20,583 ...I can't leave them in the moment of the fight, it would be cowardly. 1086 01:37:20,792 --> 01:37:25,958 Very good, then I will come to see you on Thursday if I have free time. 1087 01:37:26,167 --> 01:37:30,333 And the tank tops? Remember that you are leaving... 1088 01:37:30,542 --> 01:37:34,083 ...after 35 years of marriage. 1089 01:37:34,292 --> 01:37:36,667 - 37. (Necchi) 37. 1090 01:37:36,875 --> 01:37:40,167 - I'm going to call a taxi. (Necchi) Go. 1091 01:37:46,417 --> 01:37:48,708 And now? 1092 01:37:57,500 --> 01:38:03,000 THEY SING THE ITALIAN ANTHEM 1093 01:38:17,875 --> 01:38:21,417 Valeria, I need your help. 1094 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:24,500 You are a left-wing intellectual... 1095 01:38:24,708 --> 01:38:29,917 ...you can't help but take sides against the exploiting masters. 1096 01:38:31,208 --> 01:38:35,917 That killer wants to divide us, he wants to distance us from each other. 1097 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:40,333 You in here... and me who knows where. 1098 01:38:40,542 --> 01:38:44,917 I've already decided that that if they send you away, I'll come with you. 1099 01:38:45,125 --> 01:38:48,208 - Where ? How? - We'll manage. 1100 01:38:48,417 --> 01:38:51,833 The important thing is to be together. 1101 01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:59,083 Possibly we could even get married. 1102 01:39:02,292 --> 01:39:07,583 - Here, it's a perfume. - For me? An engagement gift! 1103 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:12,875 - You have to put it in the soup. - The perfume? 1104 01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:16,583 Tomorrow you will put it in secretly in the tureen. 1105 01:39:16,792 --> 01:39:19,708 We can't, they control us. 1106 01:39:20,083 --> 01:39:21,875 Sabotage. 1107 01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:29,875 INDISTINCT BUZZ 1108 01:39:30,083 --> 01:39:34,875 I look forward to Thursday, broth is so good for me. 1109 01:39:47,292 --> 01:39:49,333 What a stink! 1110 01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:59,583 - What is this swill? - I said it too. 1111 01:39:59,792 --> 01:40:03,208 A Japanese soup to the five perfumes? 1112 01:40:03,417 --> 01:40:07,042 Make that Lucrezia Borgia drink it of the director! 1113 01:40:45,792 --> 01:40:48,708 Take action, quickly! 1114 01:40:48,917 --> 01:40:52,708 We are invaded by frogs! 1115 01:40:52,917 --> 01:40:55,667 Melandri! 1116 01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:59,208 This dilapidated shack it's too humid! 1117 01:40:59,417 --> 01:41:02,250 It's full of eels here! 1118 01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:06,250 This is not a villa, it's a frog factory! 1119 01:41:26,042 --> 01:41:32,417 STORM NOISES 1120 01:42:09,708 --> 01:42:12,500 HOWLING 1121 01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,083 Let's go. 1122 01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:22,250 It's the Apocalypse, repent of your sins. 1123 01:42:22,458 --> 01:42:24,792 Director's order. 1124 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:44,625 Dust you are and dust you will return! 1125 01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:47,083 (Melandri) Pray and repent. 1126 01:42:47,292 --> 01:42:51,625 (Melandri) Remember that you have to die. - Yes, what time? 1127 01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:54,958 Everyone on their knees, pray! 1128 01:42:55,167 --> 01:43:00,708 Comrades, who do we have to thank? for all these sufferings? 1129 01:43:00,917 --> 01:43:03,583 (together) The director! 1130 01:43:03,792 --> 01:43:09,792 Yes, that's her, this tormentor who speculates on our pain. 1131 01:43:10,625 --> 01:43:15,792 - Who is Mathausen's beast? - The director! 1132 01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:20,583 The director will make a lampshade with your skin, Mrs. Mattolini. 1133 01:43:20,792 --> 01:43:25,417 (Necchi) Little by little, Let's turn everything into a nice game... 1134 01:43:25,625 --> 01:43:28,750 ..."The Sing Sing Riot". 1135 01:43:46,375 --> 01:43:52,417 THEY SING "GO, PENSIERO" 1136 01:44:29,458 --> 01:44:31,417 Look! 1137 01:44:35,167 --> 01:44:38,583 (Necchi) Look. (Melandri) They're leaving! 1138 01:44:38,792 --> 01:44:41,208 (Necchi) Even the director. 1139 01:44:48,708 --> 01:44:52,792 They're going away! Finally! 1140 01:44:54,083 --> 01:44:56,542 Victory! 1141 01:44:56,750 --> 01:44:58,542 Victory! 1142 01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:00,458 Savoy! 1143 01:45:01,333 --> 01:45:04,792 No victory, we didn't win! 1144 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:07,708 Count Mascetti! 1145 01:45:07,917 --> 01:45:11,333 They sold, the management has changed! 1146 01:45:11,542 --> 01:45:17,500 (Capecelato) Who are the new masters? - I don't know, there's a new director. 1147 01:45:17,708 --> 01:45:23,583 He called and said to wait for him at seven all gathered together. 1148 01:45:23,792 --> 01:45:25,708 Silence ! 1149 01:45:25,917 --> 01:45:29,583 He said he wants to make a speech. 1150 01:45:29,792 --> 01:45:35,750 Listen to me, I warn you, it could be terrible. 1151 01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:41,042 As she left, the director said: "Poor you, you will miss me." 1152 01:45:41,250 --> 01:45:44,000 It will be worse than before. 1153 01:45:44,208 --> 01:45:46,833 BELL It's him! 1154 01:45:47,042 --> 01:45:52,333 I'm ready to start fighting again and to climb back onto the roof. 1155 01:45:52,542 --> 01:45:55,708 BELL Madonna, how it sounds! 1156 01:45:55,917 --> 01:45:59,333 BELL It must be terrible! 1157 01:46:02,917 --> 01:46:06,167 - It's Sassaroli! - What are you doing here? 1158 01:46:06,375 --> 01:46:08,542 What does it mean ? 1159 01:46:17,792 --> 01:46:22,750 Gentlemen, I am Professor Sassaroli, former surgeon... 1160 01:46:22,958 --> 01:46:25,042 ...very well known. 1161 01:46:25,250 --> 01:46:30,917 Because I realized I was almost as stupid as you... 1162 01:46:31,125 --> 01:46:35,000 ...I have decided to sell my clinic... 1163 01:46:35,208 --> 01:46:40,750 ...and I bought this vile shack of which I am the new owner... 1164 01:46:40,958 --> 01:46:43,583 ...as well as director. 1165 01:46:43,792 --> 01:46:49,542 A lot of things need to change in here and I will be inflexible. 1166 01:46:49,750 --> 01:46:52,625 I will give the key to the front door to everyone... 1167 01:46:52,833 --> 01:46:56,833 ...but no one must return before three in the morning. 1168 01:46:57,042 --> 01:47:01,292 Ban on getting less drunk three times a week... 1169 01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:04,750 ...and to stop the noise at night before dawn. 1170 01:47:06,042 --> 01:47:10,792 At least one dinner or one masquerade party a month. 1171 01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,625 BRUSIO 1172 01:47:12,833 --> 01:47:18,208 Customer support will be entrusted to young and experienced nurses... 1173 01:47:18,417 --> 01:47:22,583 ...with total exclusion of nuns. 1174 01:47:22,792 --> 01:47:27,167 - Veruska, my right arm. - The one who masturbates him. 1175 01:47:27,375 --> 01:47:32,417 - Marisa, my left arm. - She's left-handed. - Ah, she's left-handed. 1176 01:47:32,625 --> 01:47:38,750 (Necchi) So we are together again and this time it would seem like forever. 1177 01:47:46,083 --> 01:47:50,375 Gentlemen, excuse me, I ask permission to go to sleep. 1178 01:47:50,583 --> 01:47:53,958 It was a very tiring day. 1179 01:47:54,167 --> 01:47:55,833 Granted. 1180 01:47:58,917 --> 01:48:02,125 Me too, if you no longer need me. 1181 01:48:02,333 --> 01:48:05,958 - Granted to you too. - Good night. 1182 01:48:12,375 --> 01:48:15,958 - Good night. - Good night. 1183 01:48:16,792 --> 01:48:20,875 - 10.45am and they're already going to sleep. - We're not in Las Vegas. 1184 01:48:21,083 --> 01:48:25,167 If I had known, I wouldn't have bought this moritorium. 1185 01:48:25,375 --> 01:48:28,708 - We hope for new management. - Already. 1186 01:48:28,917 --> 01:48:34,167 - You could buy a billiard table. - Have an ice rink put in. 1187 01:48:34,375 --> 01:48:37,625 Yes, but what are we doing tonight? 1188 01:48:37,833 --> 01:48:41,042 You are the master, order. 1189 01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:46,417 - Do you trust me? - YES. 1190 01:48:46,625 --> 01:48:49,708 - Let's go out. - Like once? - Yes. 1191 01:48:49,917 --> 01:48:54,333 Valeria wanted to teach me to play chess, how do I do it? 1192 01:48:54,542 --> 01:48:58,542 Do as you did with your wife, it worked with her. 1193 01:48:58,750 --> 01:49:00,958 Good idea. 1194 01:49:06,458 --> 01:49:08,792 Where are you going ? 1195 01:49:09,917 --> 01:49:12,125 What are you doing ? 1196 01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:16,083 What happened? 1197 01:49:16,292 --> 01:49:18,833 You make me worry. 1198 01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:24,417 Can't you tell me? 1199 01:49:28,208 --> 01:49:33,625 (Necchi) It's been a long time since we've been here to slap people! 1200 01:49:33,833 --> 01:49:37,625 Years have passed, we are even excited. 1201 01:50:03,250 --> 01:50:06,208 I can't get there anymore! 1202 01:50:07,083 --> 01:50:08,750 Madonna! 1203 01:50:08,958 --> 01:50:12,833 What a blow! They learned too! 1204 01:50:32,792 --> 01:50:37,250 (Necchi) Look at Mascetti! - Let's go buy more pears. 1205 01:50:37,458 --> 01:50:41,125 1206 01:50:41,333 --> 01:50:45,500 Let's hurry, midnight the club leaves for Empoli! 1207 01:50:47,125 --> 01:50:53,500 THEY SING 1208 01:53:43,458 --> 01:53:48,458 Subtitles: Laser S. Film s.r.l. - Roma